Just saw a print ad for this in this morning’s Metro. I’ma get one for my buttcheeks.
This boob dildo being marketed as “a natural rest for the breast” (yeah, that’s totally a thing, i barfed just writing that) is YOUR BOYFRIEND!
And whoever put their life savings into making, distributing and advertising Your Boyfriend, are your in-laws.
Christmas at your house is very uncomfortable.
Tell your Kush to get a real job.
This could be any number of girls I know. But based on location, I’m looking in your direction Jess and Rebecca
Oregon woman obsessed with rabbits arrested again
Authorities said a woman obsessed with rabbits is in trouble again: In violation of probation terms, she was found holed up in a hotel room with more than a dozen rabbits.
via Drudge Report
I’m loving these jokes, I think it’s the delivery that does it for me. Most people I show them to retort with, “Too long”, but I don’t care, they keep my attention and I always get a good laugh. This one is my favorite, although it’s bit hard to follow with the Norm MacDonald spliced in. I hope they post Ed Pressman by himself.
Ed Pressman & Norm MacDonald, “Prostitute”
BONUS JOKE! We were saving Ed Pressman’s joke for later in the season, but when Norm MacDonald tried out his version on The Tonight Show last week, we had to rush this onto the site.
I can stand the latest La Roux single “Bulletproof” which is more than I could say for “In For the Kill”. But it just seems to be a direct rip off of Yaz’s Situation, no?
La Roux - Bulletproof
Yaz - Situation
