Dearest RIAA and Related Record Labels,

You’ll never find me posting your crap on a website so you can use the tax-payer funded FBI to be your trolls to hunt me down.Let’s make a deal, you’ll never find me buying or listening to it either.

You like to use ‘unauthorized’ leaks to your advantage to get people psyched about new albums even slightly worth a dime, but then you’ll happily sue some poor schmuck for doing what in the past you’ve proven to be in your bag of marketing tricks. This guys only fault was that he leaked some total shite that you don’t want leaked out so that you can reap the full non-refundable price of the Chinese Democracy CD.

…spawned by