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Bo Jackson was so good in Tecmo Bowl it was stupid. Here’s...

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:38:10 -0400

Bo Jackson was so good in Tecmo Bowl it was stupid. Here’s exhibit A.

Just saw a print ad for this in this morning’s Metro....

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 10:30:46 -0400

Just saw a print ad for this in this morning’s Metro. I’ma get one for my buttcheeks.

This boob dildo being marketed as “a natural rest for the breast” (yeah, that’s totally a thing, i barfed just writing that) is YOUR BOYFRIEND!

And whoever put their life savings into making, distributing and advertising Your Boyfriend, are your in-laws.

Christmas at your house is very uncomfortable.

Tell your Kush to get a real job.

Crazed Rabbit Woman

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:09:48 -0400

This could be any number of girls I know. But based on location, I’m looking in your direction Jess and Rebecca

Oregon woman obsessed with rabbits arrested again

Authorities said a woman obsessed with rabbits is in trouble again: In violation of probation terms, she was found holed up in a hotel room with more than a dozen rabbits.

via Drudge Report

I’m loving these jokes, I think it’s the delivery...

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:39:45 -0400

I’m loving these jokes, I think it’s the delivery that does it for me. Most people I show them to retort with, “Too long”, but I don’t care, they keep my attention and I always get a good laugh. This one is my favorite, although it’s bit hard to follow with the Norm MacDonald spliced in. I hope they post Ed Pressman by himself.

oldjewstellingjokes:

Ed Pressman & Norm MacDonald, “Prostitute”
BONUS JOKE! We were saving Ed Pressman’s joke for later in the season, but when Norm MacDonald tried out his version on The Tonight Show last week, we had to rush this onto the site.

Video

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:32:28 -0400

Photo from my friend’s (Matt Semel) recent camping trip,...

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 06:05:58 -0400

Photo from my friend’s (Matt Semel) recent camping trip, amazing. When Kl and I move back to the states we hope to do a 6 week road trip featuring lots of this stuff.

Photo

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 10:37:12 -0400

Two Different People

Sun, 31 May 2009 21:10:53 -0400

Katherine and I are different, that’s obvious, but one of the most differentiating characteristics is our choice of airport reading material. Me = The Economist, Katherine = Life and Style Weekly.

La Roux

Wed, 20 May 2009 12:22:57 -0400

I can stand the latest La Roux single “Bulletproof” which is more than I could say for “In For the Kill”. But it just seems to be a direct rip off of Yaz’s Situation, no?

La Roux - Bulletproof

Yaz - Situation

Finally a Tumblr feature I can get behind. Its not enough to...

Tue, 19 May 2009 10:09:33 -0400

Finally a Tumblr feature I can get behind. Its not enough to simply ask how great you are to the wind. Now Tumblr lets other users let you know.

Fine, its not all about me. Here’s a picture I took of...

Tue, 19 May 2009 10:02:30 -0400

Fine, its not all about me. Here’s a picture I took of them. Aren’t I great?

Friends Russell and Ashley paid us a visit a couple weeks ago,...

Tue, 19 May 2009 09:59:32 -0400

Friends Russell and Ashley paid us a visit a couple weeks ago, but enough about them. Here’s a shot Russell took of me.

Video

Mon, 18 May 2009 07:55:54 -0400

Amazon Oddities

Wed, 13 May 2009 04:24:30 -0400

Amazon Oddities:

You can’t even make up half the items available here: Mr. T Rubber Duckie? Alligator Forceps? Maybe a Darth Vader Dog Costume? It’s all here!

via Kottke

She passes the style test! Plus extra points for looking like my...

Tue, 12 May 2009 16:26:08 -0400

She passes the style test! Plus extra points for looking like my first car: ‘83 maroon Volvo

youngna:

Jacob made a new bumper out of wood, to replace the one that was stolen off the car last year. Inspection is tomorrow! Hope she passes!

Tumblarity

Tue, 12 May 2009 05:45:28 -0400

Oh and this kinda pisses me off. So my Tumblarity is 13, what’s this mean? Who knows. Dennis Crowley is 63, what’s this mean? Who knows. Is he almost 5 times cooler than me? At least. But besides the actual value calculation it kind of has another effect on me. It doesn’t endear me to Tumblr any more and most definitely less.

I shouldn’t be so sensitive about it but its like I’m a gardener, happily tilling away by myself when all of a sudden some gardening expert pops into my backyard and begins critiquing something I never asked to be critiqued.

This probably has something to do with Twitter’s popularity and Tumblr just feeling a bit out in the cold. Hey look at us! We have Tumblarity! That’s pretty neat right? Hello?

The 99 for $7.99

Tue, 12 May 2009 05:34:25 -0400

I just bought The 99 Most Essential Pieces of Classical Music off Amazon (in 256k MP3) because for $7.99 you almost have to. I do so much programming that its good to have some background music andwhat could be better than classical.

via Kottke, duh

Die Hard International

Sun, 10 May 2009 18:35:31 -0400

The title of Die Hard in some other countries

Thailand - Big Building Fight
Norway - Operation Skyscraper
Hungary - Give your life expensive
China - Tiger’s bravery and Dragon’s might

…and my personal favorite

Russia - A Hard Nut to Crack, literally “Hard Nutlet”

Source: Wikipedia

If you haven’t yet been to Storm King, you should. I...

Fri, 08 May 2009 05:29:56 -0400

If you haven’t yet been to Storm King, you should. I suggest early fall. It’s huge, open, has fresh air and some of the pieces are moving. My personal favorites are this stone wall by Andy Goldsworthy and this…whatever it is by Menashe Kadishman. Now with this new piece I’ll have to get back again.

youngna:

Storm King Wavefield by Maya Lin. Yet another reason to head to the Catskills.

Worst Website

Thu, 07 May 2009 09:24:29 -0400

A co-worker and I decided to take 15 minutes and put together the worst website we could. Who do you think did, um… worse?

http://www.ace-apps.co.uk/ugly-sites/john/

http://www.ace-apps.co.uk/ugly-sites/rob/

For full effect, turn your speakers on for my site…